Are they using rope or duct tape?

Some headlines just cry out to be shared:



U.S. Government to Arrange Sale of Struggling Lehman Brothers



Are they being kept in the vault, thrashing about in the spilled quarters and dimes, hoping to find a broken pop bottle they can use to cut their bonds?

I know ...it's serious business. But I wish I had been the headline writer -- I bet he's been waiting for years...